Beat Demotivational Poster
5-3? YOU SERIOUS? - I'm on!! Look out below you maple lickers!! Naaaanngaaasssaaaaaa!!!
ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE -
DON'T YOU KNOW -
GOOD MOTHERS - Let us lick the beater. Great Mothers turned them off first.
Freedom of speech -
BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.
HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.
20 BANDS -
THE BEATLES - Worst Village People cover band ever
HONK - Beats the hell out of pong any day
DON'T MAKE ME... - Chris Brown your ass!
STREET SAFETY -
SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!
BASKETBALL JONES -
GINA CARANO - If you break her heart Her dad is the least of your worries
YELLOW SUBMARINE - Not as amazing as the Beatles made it out to be.
ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!
EXERCISE - I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
THE BEATLES - The greatest band ever.
PAPER - Beats rock.
Ya Know What They Say -
MY TWO MOMS - Can beat up your fourteen wives
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE -
NOTHING YOU CAN SING THAT CAN'T BE SUNG -
QUALIFIED - YOU ARE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY
THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind
I AM THE EGG MAN - Either that, or I should lay off the acid for a bit.
BABY BATTER - I'm beating some up right now
SANTA FLAWS -
RIOT CONTROL - It's like yelling "Recess!" in the middle of a police station.
MORALE - is low for the men in the field
THE BEATNIK QUEEN - Canada's revolutionary savior
See How They Run -
TWO LIONS -
TV AZTECA - Best in the world with sideline reporters
SELF DEFENSE - You've come a long way, baby.
SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!
Counting His Ribs -
Looking good -
DRIVE MY CAR -
LEMMINGS DADDIO -
BIRTH CONTROL -
AND YOU THOUGHT -
DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.
NO ONE MOVE -
THE BEATLES - There were five.
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE - Love is all you need... and iTunes...and an iPod... or an iPhone...
ANOREXIA - this guy just curb-stomped anorexia
FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)
valentine's day reminder -
CHINESE PROVERB -
LUCY IN THE SKY -
WHAT DO YOU SEE - when you turn out the light? I cant' tell you but I know it's mine
MEET AMY - She's going to beat you with that bat, while I feed her instructions This is gonna be a HOOT!
ACROSS THE UNIVERSE -
HALLUCINATORY ART -
WOLVERINES PLAYING POKER - It can't end good. Run out of BEER...snit! Cheat...snit! Smile...snit! You get the picture
LOVE STORIES - You gotta love those stories of two people, making it on the road, beating the odds for love!
FEMALE WRESTLERS - The mask doesn't hide the fact this questionable lady has no rack.
PERSONALLY - We can't see what all the fuss is about this Avatar movie.
PHYSICAL ABUSE - 250 Million Asian women gets physically abused by their husbands each year. Are you one of them?
THE BEATLES - They're not more popular than Jesus anymore.
THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...
PUBLIC BEATINGS - You deserve them when you draw this. And then want to grope it
ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.
MR. BROWN - He Knows What's Good For You.
SHIATSU WITH HAPPY ENDING - Less "Shiatsu" more "Happy-ending" Stop! This ending not so happy!
It's wonderful -
DOESN'T HAVE A POINT OF VIEW -
A PEOPLE'S MOVEMENT ! - You Can Never Beat , 1956
THANKS JOHN - All I Am Saying Is Give Piece A Chance
Rock 'n Roll -
SICKARTIST - Don't judge him for the way he is now. The kids party business wasn't kind to him
ODD ONE OUT - John, paul, George and…. Ringo? Well, he wasn’t going to get noticed any other way.
BAR FIGHTS - You get to watch all hell breaking loose. The best part, it's free.
TIMMY ARMY -
CHRIS BROWN -
I'M GOING INTO TOWN -
I AM THE WALRUS -
WELL THEN - That settles that
NAILING JOHN -
DESPAIR - They can post this sign over LAMBEAU FIELD
MAN CARD - You sang "WE CAN WORK IT OUT" into an answering machine. You know you're PAUL Mc CARTNEY right? Bro hand it over, nice and slow...
CPN CAVEMAN - Doesn't need your damn sword
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